I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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