He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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