Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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