you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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