I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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