Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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