how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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