So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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