Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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