Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
