i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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