If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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