Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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