you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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