its not stalking. its research.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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