idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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