I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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