i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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