You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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