Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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