Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You were trust falling into bushes
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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