sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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