I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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