JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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