so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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