I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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