I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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