he told me I talked like a deaf person
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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