Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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