win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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