apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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