I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
too bad you live with your parents still
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Every concussion has its silver lining
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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