You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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