yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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