I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
My dick has a subreddit
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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