do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
why is half of my head shaved?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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