I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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