But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Lo siento on account of my penis...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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