I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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