no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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