I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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