never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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