i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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