So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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