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you win
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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