I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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