I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Randomize
