I hate all girls vehemently.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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