we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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