it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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