I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Randomize
