This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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