her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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