Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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