White coat. Heels.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I understand Curling. That high.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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